#brownbeaut

No, I promise it's not a toilet joke. Although it could make a good one.

#brownbeaut refers to Mike Brown. Of the Maple Leafs.

Who?

Yeah, that's what I said too at first.

Well folks. Meet Mike Brown.

I could copy verbatim his stats from wikipedia, but alas, I am lazy and frankly don't feel like typing that much crap on here. So, here's the link for you to check out.

He's a forward with a mustache that has a life of its own. Apparently he is also Chuck Norris-esque.

Now, without further adieu, here are some of my TOP10 favourite #brownbeaut facts:

10. @TMLGreek #brownbeaut Mike Brown doesn't cut hit grass.... He simply stands on his porch & dares it to grow! #fact #beastmode

9. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, Mike Brown can hear it #brownbeaut

8. matthewbacola Did you know Mike Brown had a role in Star Wars? He was the force. #brownbeaut

7. JFlem20 @Bozie42 Mike Brown won american idol using only sign language #brownbeaut

6. @pitchawk: Mike Brown urinated in a semi-trucks gas tank as a joke.. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime #brownbeaut” unreal!

5. @FazooliBarMan Mike Brown has counted to infinity .... Twice #BrownBeaut

4. chelleyschoe @Bozie42 Mike Brown can see the end of an infinity pool #brownbeaut

3. @kphillips_81 Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Mike Brown beats all 3 at the same time!

2. @ghowes12 its said if the power of a mike brown hit could be harnessed it would power all of australia for a year #brownbeaut

and my personal favourite...

1. @mkomisarek: mike brown's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because mike brown will not take sh*t from anyone. #brownbeaut


I have to admit, it was hard to pick which ones were the best, and more kept trending as I worked these in.

Awesome entertainment for the night. Awesome.

A shoutout to @armdog for making Mike Brown the Chuck Norris of #leafsnation